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Monsters of Coworking: Where They Belong (and Where They Don't)

Monsters of Coworking | Workbar

Some monsters haunt graveyards. Others? Coworking spaces.

We believe every creature at Workbar deserves a space that fits their work style — whether you thrive in quiet shadows or feed off collaborative energy.

Consider this your friendly guide to help the monsters of coworking find their perfect neighborhood (and stop scaring their deskmates in the wrong one).


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The Overfriendly Ghost

Always popping up when you least expect it, usually mid-focus. Loves a chat, hates boundaries.

Monster Move: Drifting through the Study to talk about last night’s Pats game.

Better Off In: The Café, where spontaneous conversation is the vibe and no one minds if you pop in and say boo.

The Overfriendly Ghost haunts the wrong neighborhood 👻 Float over to the Café where chatter’s encouraged and coffee keeps things lively.

 

15-1The Time-Sucking Vampire

Obsessed with meetings, especially the ones that could’ve been emails.

Monster Move: Draining every last drop of a meeting-room booking… and lingering long after their time’s up.

Better Off In: The Switchboard, where quick calls keep things lively without sucking up other members’ bookings.

The Time-Sucking Vampire strikes again 🩸 Keep your syncs short, your calls quick, and your calendar undead-free.

 

16-1The Full-Volume Werewolf

Loud. Passionate. Thinks every call is a keynote.

Monster Move: Transforming any zone into a one-wolf show.

Better Off In: A phone booth or meeting room, where howling into Zoom is fully acceptable. (We’re getting them noise-canceling headphones for Christmas.)

The Full-Volume Werewolf’s on the loose 🌕 Time to grab some headphones and take that energy to the Switchboard.

 

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The Half-Awake Zombie 

Fueled by caffeine and Slack notifications. Moves slowly, groans loudly.

Monster Move: Camping out in the Commons trying to focus but resenting everyone who’s actually talking.

Better Off In: The Study, a quiet place to resurrect productivity.

The Half-Awake Zombie needs a reboot 🧟‍♂️ The Study’s quiet zone is the cure for your undead to-do list.

 

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The Over-Booked Witch

Brewing twelve projects at once, 62 tabs open, latte in hand, calendar triple-booked.

Monster Move: Attempting to multitask across meetings, messages, and magic spells all at once.

Better Off In: The Commons, the perfect place to mix collaboration and creativity without boiling over.

The Over-Booked Witch’s cauldron is bubbling over ☕ Stir up ideas (not chaos) in the Commons.

 

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The Wrapped-Up Mummy

Buried in email threads, covered in post-it notes, and shuffling from one meeting to the next.

Monster Move: Sprawling out in the Café like it’s their personal tomb.

Better Off In: A private office, their own dedicated space to unwrap ideas, focus, and finally get ahead on that endless to-do list.

The Wrapped-Up Mummy’s all tied up 🩹 Step into a private office that’s yours to haunt alone.



The Haunting Conclusion

Every monster has their moment. They just need the right environment. Whether you’re fueled by quiet focus, lively chatter, or a good cup of coffee, there’s a Workbar neighborhood made for your work style.

Our neighborhoods keep the monsters at bay — so you can work your day, your way.